The one from Sarawak

The cute shampoo lady asked if I was from Sarawak.

"Erm what?" I replied.
"Sarawak." She said. "Singaporeans don't have big eyes like you, so I suppose you are not local."
"But why Sarawak?" I asked.

"Oh because in the context of Malaysia, most girls with big round eyes are mostly from Sarawak. Big and round, just like yours."

OH. Okay. Well that's a new one..

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