The one from Sarawak
The cute shampoo lady asked if I was from Sarawak.
"Erm what?" I replied.
"Sarawak." She said. "Singaporeans don't have big eyes like you, so I suppose you are not local."
"But why Sarawak?" I asked.
"Oh because in the context of Malaysia, most girls with big round eyes are mostly from Sarawak. Big and round, just like yours."
OH. Okay. Well that's a new one..
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