Make me laugh, the Lionel way
*Lionel looking at my new mascara in my shopping bag*
Lionel: "That's for the fingers or the feet?"
Me: "Wow you know this is cosmetic! It's for eyelashes."
*I touch my lashes and he touched his*
Me: "Yes! Eye-lashes. Repeat after me."
Lionel: "Eyelashes."
Me: "How come you know this is cosmetic?"
Lionel: "Because I always see Mummy paint her nails. So I thought the same."
Me: "Ooooooo. So do you use them *cheeky face*"
Lionel: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You think I Ah Gua meh?"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
I dunno why but that Ah Gua part totally cracked me up.
Was having tuition earlier on and Aunt May (my facialist - who happened to be Lionel's aunt) was around with her 2 sons, one of them 2 mths old.
*Heard the gate open and a lady's voice cooing at a baby*
Lionel: "Oh Mummy is back."
Me: "Oh your ears are sharp."
Lionel: "Only Mummy coo and ah to the baby like that ma. *roll eyes*"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH"
The roll eyes part made me laugh so hard! It's not easy to catch a 7 year old roll eyes like that man. LOL
I wrote near to 50 pages of 习字 (both English and Chinese) for him to write because the next tuition session is about 1 week later.
Me: "YEAH! Now you got a lot of words to write for me."
*I throw hands up in the air*
Lionel: *crest-fallen expression* "Why you so happy?"
Me: "Because you have a lot of work to do before you see me next week."
Lionel: "Why like that also happy?"
Me: "Because I enjoy giving you homework."
Lionel: "You very bad. Jie jie very bad."
*pouts and fold arms*
And then I erupted into laughters. Don't ask me why, coz I dunno it myself!
It's just Lionel la. LOL.
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